Simpsons Qoutes

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  • No,please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. – Homer
  • I hope I didn’t brain my damage… – Homer
  • Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? – Homer
  • „Press any key to continue, where’s the any key?“ – Homer
  • I wonder where Bart is, his dinner’s getting all cold… and eaten. – Homer
  • Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals!… except the weasels. – Homer
  • If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That’s the American way. – Homer
  • What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. – Homer
  • I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff… and I want in. – Homer
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